tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post1383182940888774293..comments2023-10-24T06:25:01.611-07:00Comments on none of your beeswax: The Christmas letter my sister says I can't send to anyone, especially not Jake's Grandma, because it is foulBeeswaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10418719062005209787noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-63571668027708012132008-12-14T17:24:00.000-07:002008-12-14T17:24:00.000-07:00Oh goodness, I have so composed the Christmas lett...Oh goodness, I have so composed the Christmas letter I will never send for this year in my head so many times. In the end I decided it's just not happening. Love this one!Janellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12896034734129842054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-59773367769027218782008-12-12T20:40:00.000-07:002008-12-12T20:40:00.000-07:00Kelly, this last post had me crying. Thanks for th...Kelly, this last post had me crying. Thanks for the laugh. I so wish that you would send this card out to everyone. There just isn't enough foul Christmas cheer out there!!Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11188177700363687105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-74523890165620502182008-12-12T08:06:00.000-07:002008-12-12T08:06:00.000-07:00I agree with the girl who commented on the soap - ...I agree with the girl who commented on the soap - old people do need to wash more often, perhaps you could add that in around the "happy anus" portion of the Christmas letter. I'm going to water down my grandma's perfume while I am visiting her for Christmas, that is the little gift I give myself every year. And I have known you my entire life so I KNOW you are a hussy. Just kidding.Brett and Shireen Olsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06654926826700770305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-58889444332702929242008-12-11T06:45:00.000-07:002008-12-11T06:45:00.000-07:00Well now you've done it! I won't be able to liste...Well now you've done it! I won't be able to listen to Christmas songs without thinking of your Christmas letter and laughing. That pic of the jeans looks too good, where do I send the pralines?Izzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01487006989745304740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-74836708279739187312008-12-10T14:27:00.000-07:002008-12-10T14:27:00.000-07:00Send this one. Old folk need a treat at christmas...Send this one. Old folk need a treat at christmas time. They need some straight talk. Shoot from that well cladded jeaned hip of yours. <BR/><BR/>I would suggest adding a ps at the end, asking them to wash. Old people have a knack of smelling of ham soup. It's not big and it's not clever. You could even send them a bar of soap. Smell of soap. Not soup. Word.Clairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15393700975901369030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-45851731884192741032008-12-10T12:20:00.000-07:002008-12-10T12:20:00.000-07:00I'm sitting here eating Almond Roca and reading yo...I'm sitting here eating Almond Roca and reading your comments.<BR/><BR/>I see some of you like to say HUSSY as much as I do.Beeswaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10418719062005209787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-58057517153517263362008-12-10T10:42:00.000-07:002008-12-10T10:42:00.000-07:00You do look a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt in the...You do look a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt in the pic. Love the jeans, too. I like reading hilarious Christmas letters way more than the blah, blah, blah...But you should post your actual letter as well. And am dying to see your pics!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-57675840140139799782008-12-10T08:06:00.000-07:002008-12-10T08:06:00.000-07:00What are you talking about? This is a perfect Chr...What are you talking about? This is a <I>perfect</I> Christmas letter!! If my family actually read my blog, I'd do it, too. Especially if I had an uber-hot Jennifer Love Hewitt look-alike pic of myself to put with it.Wonder Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01286006629537084653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-19328801837124906722008-12-09T22:48:00.000-07:002008-12-09T22:48:00.000-07:00Crack me up!!! Totally hot in those jeans! (all th...Crack me up!!! Totally hot in those jeans! (all the time...but especially in those jeans!)CASSIEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17750192157842823544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-7736128786008673482008-12-09T22:20:00.000-07:002008-12-09T22:20:00.000-07:00What are you talking about? Copy. Paste. Print. Se...What are you talking about? <BR/>Copy. <BR/>Paste. <BR/>Print. <BR/>Send.Karihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13417851762119168221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-15148135203927283742008-12-09T22:10:00.000-07:002008-12-09T22:10:00.000-07:00Oh, I'm laughing so hard right now! Happy Anus to...Oh, I'm laughing so hard right now! Happy Anus to you too!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01078158663459610289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-12639408231706938442008-12-09T21:42:00.000-07:002008-12-09T21:42:00.000-07:00Oh man! I think my Grandma would have thought all...Oh man! I think my Grandma would have thought all that talk about anuses (or would the plural be anii?) was a little too G-rated for her taste... Especially since she's had multiple strokes, which have affected her in a manner similar to Tourette's syndrome.<BR/><BR/>Very VERY funny!!!Shananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00754052304198680454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-56379349369251757122008-12-09T19:36:00.000-07:002008-12-09T19:36:00.000-07:00Hmmmm, too bad Ross is too young for me. And that...Hmmmm, too bad Ross is too young for me. And that I'm married. And that, well, there's lots of "that's". But I like his style! (you're such a good mommy!)Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12660156433881882098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-88113285476898422482008-12-09T19:23:00.000-07:002008-12-09T19:23:00.000-07:00the jeans are very spicy. i would admire the shoe...the jeans are very spicy. i would admire the shoes too but they make my feet hurt just looking at them.Shelanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04297104922394353089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-15113819479666408962008-12-09T19:12:00.000-07:002008-12-09T19:12:00.000-07:00You crack me up! :)You crack me up! :)heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15546104584847875114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-26366473214486879002008-12-09T18:35:00.000-07:002008-12-09T18:35:00.000-07:00I love your comment about Sam! He is such a funny ...I love your comment about Sam! He is such a funny kid. Todd and I will be waiting for one of your Christmas cards, I heard your pictures are beautiful! And P.S. I don't think you're a hussy.Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05712653629844256730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-56709750938775753922008-12-09T17:12:00.000-07:002008-12-09T17:12:00.000-07:00I didn't know you as a child. Therefore, I think ...I didn't know you as a child. Therefore, I think you're a hussy!Alyson | New England Livinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16209837924378793507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11480853.post-69070534036720709222008-12-09T16:40:00.000-07:002008-12-09T16:40:00.000-07:00It's always difficult to strike just that right ba...It's always difficult to strike just that right balance between truth, humor and humility in the Christmas letter, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>You might as well err on the humorous side.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02375981493145612394noreply@blogger.com