Tom, just now:
Mom, you didn't get your hair ready.
When you don't get your hair ready, you don't look beautiful.
Just the pep talk I needed this morning.
I am sooo tired. Is it okay to nap at 9:30 am?
p.s. My Mac takes pictures of me. And yes, that is a york peppermint patty. And yes, that is my laundry. In my defense, the basket on the dryer, and the towels on the floor are clean, just not folded.