by talking about it here on the internets. Either that or I filled it with pastrami and cupcakes.
Now I have to go to kids' school to watch oral report on tsunamis, then back home to write pithy, self-deprecating Christmas letter that will warm people's heart cockles and spread Christmas cheer in only one to two paragraphs so no one will be bored. Is too much pressure.
Have you written your Christmas letter yet? Can you please cut and paste it into the comments section, or send it to email@example.com, so that I may become inspired by your brilliant writing (i.e. plagiarize)?
Thanks, then, in advance.
P.S. I've only gotten like three cards this year. Is it because we moved a year ago and the post office isn't forwarding anything and I didn't send anything out last year cuz I was pregnant and in a bad mood? Or have I done something to offend everyone I know?