Monday, September 29, 2008

MORMONS FOR MCCAIN/Green Jello T-shirt GIVEAWAY!






You know you want one.


And it can be yours!
Because I am going to give this McCain/jello shirt away!
To you, maybe! 
If you want it! 
Which you might not!
But probly you do!
Because it is AWESOME!

If you do want it, leave me a comment before next Monday, October 5, at 5 p.m. (before your FHE) on this post to enter the drawing.  If you want to double your odds of winning, advertise the giveaway over at your place (link back here to my blog), then leave me a comment telling me you that you linked.

But, you say, what if I don't win? I MUST HAVE one of those shirts! 
Where ever did you find it?

Well, when I saw my good friend Isaac's Hebrew Obama shirts, which he designed, I said to myself:

Self, you'd like a shirt, too. 

But you are Mormon. 
And nobody sent you to Hebrew school, just seminary. 
So you don't read Hebrew so well. 
Plus, you are actually are sort of conservative, so you'll be voting for John McCain. 
(But also, self, let's be honest. You really wish Mitt was still in the race, cause you liked Mitt quite a bit, even though politicians give you the willies, generally.) 

So actually, though this Hebrew Obama shirt is cool, it isn't really for you.

So you sent off an email to Isaac, who is a hoity-toity-high-falutin'-mucky-muck who has all sorts of important, top-level stuff to do in his busy life, and told him all of the above. He shot this back right away:

A whole store full of stuff at Cafepress, entitled

Just for me. 
And now, YOU.

(But really, it should be called Stuff for Republican Mormons. Because we are not as homogeneous a group as people sometimes think.) 

So, check it out! In addition to jello shirt, you can get this one:


Jake likes the McCain head superimposed over Mitt's, which is only available as a poster.

Or maybe the baby bib? 

Tommy would like that bib. 

You know, in case we go out to eat and want people to stare at us a lot. 
For having such a politically prodigious child.

Ready, set, enter!

45 comments:

bionictrout said...

Any chance we could get a "Mormons for Obama" shirt?

Gini said...

OH sign me up!!! Tell Baby Jane I'll pay her off to pick my name!

heather said...

I like it!!

deana said...

Okay, I love it! The green jello even looks like it has pretzels pieces and diced pears in it!

Shellie said...

Awesome! I want a thong that says "Mormons for McCain"

Heidi Ashworth said...

Too darn funny!

Jill said...

I love anything with green jello on it, because SERIOUSLY I love green jello.

Kellie Buckner said...

I love the Jello touch to it!

Alyson said...

So funny! But since I'm not a McCain fan, I'll leave it to others to enter your fabulous giveaway.

McEwens said...

TOO FUN!!! Green Jello and McCain!! Sign me up!

Amy said...

I love your blog, you are always good for a laugh. I need that shirt, really bad. So make sure you pick me.

wonder woman said...

Not sure I want to win, because I'm not sure I want to vote for him, but I'm also not sure I want to vote for Obama. I'm commenting because I, like yourself, miss Mitt. And honestly, I NEVER win these things, so it's not like commenting will actually get me anywhere.

Funny story, btw

And Shellie- heck YES! A thong!

I am LoW said...

Oooooh.... Ahhhhh.... loving the merchandise!

Hailey said...

I MIGHT not wear it, but I know lots of people who would...

I have a question--when is the state of AZ's fall break this year? Because we're heading to D-Land next Thursday, a week before our official one, and I'd prefer to not be attending with the entire states of AZ and UT again...

sue q said...

I have to have this shirt! I agree with you, Mitt is my hero, but Palin's got my vote. And how can you go wrong with green jello?

Leslie said...

Too funny...I love the one with Mitt and the little McCain over his face...Ah...Mitt...

adventures in mommyland said...

Holy Heck that is HILARIOUS!!! I was directed to your blog from Sue Q's site... great idea!!

melanie said...

okay... it's me. I read your blog.

Lorie said...

I love the Mitt shirt! The green Jello is a nice touch!

Corrie said...

You are linked on my blog in the same post as calico's giveaway. I am rooting to win BOTH because I am tired of working on my basement and need some fun free stuff. The shirt will go over GREAT here in Alabama. They like McCain all right...might make a stir with the Mormon part.

One Sassy Mama said...

You are so famous to me with your conservative give away. hehe. Love it.

cookingsherri said...

I am thinking now of all the places I would wear it.

"The Queen in Residence" said...

I so want all fo them. I love the Romney hair halo over McCains bald head.
Let me win.....please!!!
Found you on Mormon Mommy Blogs

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Motherboard said...

I miss Mitts perfect hair... so the Mitt hair on McCain is a deal maker! :>)

Sign me up. If its not to late!

jt said...

I love the specially for Kelly t-shirts! good job on your request.

Brigham said...

How 'bout "Anonymous cliche Mormons for Old White-haired Dude"

Beeswax said...

I got my first hate comment. I think this means I've arrived! But since it was sort of a downer, I deleted it. I love power!

MERRIANNE said...

WOOO HOOO!

pick me ...
i want to win!

MERRIANNE said...

pick me: i have you linked on my snoop-bloggy-blog :)

hoo haa!

Tiffany and hers said...

Okay, You don't know me but I love the post!! I want in!!! I desperately neeeeeeed the shirt- My favorite, the one with Mitt crossed out. We need a shirt that says WE MISS MITT!!!!!

Tiffany and hers said...

I now have you on my sidebar! Brownie points right?!

Jolene said...

I hate the hate comments. One time I got a few [anonymous of couse] and I deleted them, and then I deleted the whole post because I was worried. I didn't feel very powerful, I felt like a wimp and now I wish I would have left it all up there in cyberspace and had some kind of witty comeuppance for anonymous hate mongers. wheww - got that off of my chest finally.

Anyway, sign me up. I would wear it with pride.

Bren's Life said...

I LOVE it! I want one... Please - Please pick me - pick me....
You are just too funny. Love your self talking.

sarinahbrooks said...

Oh - the Mormons and green jello - why green? Red is so much tastier and don't even get me started on the mayo/miracle whip topping with shredded carrots - where is that fancy picture MCCain? I feel so loved having them send my hubby a personally autographed photo of Sarah and John.(Then I realized it was sent to the whole Repub party - man- cant win them all) So, pick me so I can win at least this one!

The Fear Fam said...

Oh oh oh, please enter my name! Thanks!

(and I miss Mitt, too...)

(and down with the hate commentators!)

:)

Liz said...

This is the first time I've read your blog.....I love it! I just came over from 'Crazyland' and I want the t-shirt! (and if I win I will join your group of faithful followers!)

simpsonville91@yahoo.com said...

mormns for maccain all the way baby!

blueviolet said...

Thanks for the chance to win the shirt. It's great!
doot65{at}comcast[dot]net
Elizabeth

toddnjenifer said...

so fun... i want one!

Dawn said...

Love the shirt!

I found you through another blog, and then as I scrolled down I saw your photo and said - Hey! I get the 'Beeson' in the webaddress now!

Good to find you - I can't wait to start keeping up on your blog.

Pam said...

So I don't check my blog for a few days and I almost miss your giveaway? Oh the horror.
Love the shirt by the way -that is really funny. You know they had to be laughing a good laugh, all giddy at midnight, when they decided to put the green jello on there. And look at us fellow Mormons eating it up. We're so cool!

binders said...

Oh my heck! Those are SOOOO funny! I've got to get one of those 'Mormons for Mitt slash McCain' ones for my BIL.

myimaginaryblog said...

Oh I LOVE those Mormons for Mitt-crossed-out McCain shirts. I don't know if it's worth buying one for my DH if he can only wear it for a month (minus shipping time,) but they're super-cool.

Cinna-Minnies Solid Cinnamon Country Crafts said...

I am not sure I get the green jello thing at our ward it is usually red jello.........all kidding aside there are some real issues that we need to consider.

What is at stake here in very simple terms is by our vote we either choose to vote for the right of a citizen of these United States to govern our own lives or we give that right to the government.

So far my vote goes for smaller government and the lesser of two ills - McCain and Pallen.

I believe I have and should have the right to choose how to spend my own hard earned money and to choose to whom I wish to help with it. That is my privilege and not the right of government to decide for me who I should give my money to.

It saddens me to see how our constitution is ignored we were never meant to be a democarcy…..but a free republic and now I see our consitution hanging by a thread as we move towards solicalist ideas.

Obama is correct on one issue a progressive tax system does the same thing as his idea to spread the wealth.

If you want to see how far our country has gone down the road of socialism read the Communist Manefesto. it is an eye opener.

No matter what party you belong to vote for the constitution and right now the only party who even comes close to upholding it is the republican party (as far as canidates go)

God Help us all.