MORMONS FOR MCCAIN/Green Jello T-shirt GIVEAWAY!

You know you want one.

And it can be yours!

Because I am going to give this McCain/jello shirt away!

To you, maybe! 

If you want it! 

Which you might not!

But probly you do!

Because it is AWESOME!

If you do want it, leave me a comment before next Monday, October 5, at 5 p.m. (before your FHE) on this post to enter the drawing.  If you want to double your odds of winning, advertise the giveaway over at your place (link back here to my blog), then leave me a comment telling me you that you linked.

But, you say, what if I don't win? I MUST HAVE one of those shirts! 

Where ever did you find it?

Well, when I saw my good friend Isaac's Hebrew Obama shirts, which he designed, I said to myself:

Self, you'd like a shirt, too. 

But you are Mormon. 

And nobody sent you to Hebrew school, just seminary. 

So you don't read Hebrew so well. 

Plus, you are actually are sort of conservative, so you'll be voting for John McCain. 

(But also, self, let's be honest. You really wish Mitt was still in the race, cause you liked Mitt quite a bit, even though politicians give you the willies, generally.) 

So actually, though this Hebrew Obama shirt is cool, it isn't really for you.

So you sent off an email to Isaac, who is a hoity-toity-high-falutin'-mucky-muck who has all sorts of important, top-level stuff to do in his busy life, and told him all of the above. He shot this back right away:

A whole store full of stuff at Cafepress, entitled

Stuff for Mormons. 

Just for me. 

And now, YOU.

(But really, it should be called Stuff for Republican Mormons. Because we are not as homogeneous a group as people sometimes think.) 

So, check it out! In addition to jello shirt, you can get this one:

Jake likes the McCain head superimposed over Mitt's, which is only available as a poster.

Or maybe the baby bib? 

Tommy would like that bib. 

You know, in case we go out to eat and want people to stare at us a lot. 

For having such a politically prodigious child.

Ready, set, enter!