Friday, June 26, 2009

Jesus hit me.


Another tale from the Odyssey.

Not Homer's.

Mine.

(It has black leather seats and lots of cup holders and I used to judge women like me, but now I know that whoever invented the minivan should get a Nobel Prize for being smarty and awesome.)


Tom: Momma, my toe is ouch! Look at my BLOOOOOOD!

Me: I can't see it. I'm driving.

Lengthy pause while he examines his toe more closely.

Tom: Momma, do you think Jesus hit me?



Me: I doubt it.

8 comments:

Lizzie said...

he is so stinkin cute!

Linds said...

LOL! Why do kids always ask you to look at them when you are driving?

Bee said...

I wonder where he got that idea from? (love the "Odyssey" bit)

Jenni said...

How cute is he??!!! A real thinker you've got there!!

Heather said...

Love it! He is a QT!

mama-face said...

Don't you wonder what is going on in the heads of our children while we are focused on the mundane? Well, you have just had a glimpse...wonder what else the little guy is thinking?

My boy always wants to look at him in the backseat and I have to gently remind him that I can't look because I am DRIVING. ha. gently remind...

Barbaloot said...

Those are some sassy legs:)

Diamond in the Rough said...

I love it when kids come up with questions that make you wonder what they are thinking. My little guy asked us one time while we were in Costco why we never told him Jesus was in Karate. I about died. Then he pointed to a display of pictures of Christ and there was a picture of him in a white rob and red sash... my little guy said look he's even a red belt. Smart kids :)