Sam: I am totally a star at coloring!
It is amazing that I am sooo awesome!
I should be COACH of the coloring team!
Me: You are a star. Coach, huh?
Sam: Yeah. What's a hairdresser?
Me: A hairdresser cuts your hair and can do it up all fancy.
Sam: If I was an alien and crawled around on my belly, I would still love you, because you're my Mom.
Me: I'm so glad. I was worried about that.
Sam: What's a hairdresser again?
(I added a piece of Sam's "Quilt" to my header. I am totally a star at blog headers. It is amazing that I am so awesome!)