Do you go to 24 Hour Fitness?
And I said:
No. I totally don't.
But, THANK YOU.
(And then I thought about kissing him, you know, not on the mouth, maybe just on the hand or something, while I curtsied to him, but then decided against it.)
Yes, yes, I know what he meant.
But also, he mistook me for someone who goes to a gym. 24 hours a day, even.
Best compliment ever.
The end.
So, what about you? Ever been buttered up perfectly?
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Oh yeah, the assuming you spend time at the gym when you spend no time at the gym is pretty much the best ever. I did have a waitress tell me she couldn't believe all four kids were mine and she would have to card me if I ordered alcohol. That pretty much made my 30-something night!
Ah, Kelly! You look fab! How was lunch at L. Market? I haven't been. You always know the best places to eat, yet, you stay so trim! :)
Just the other day, I was at Macey's (downtown Spanish Fork) and the checker asked me how I was doing. I was a little more honest than normal and sighed, "Okay." She laughed a little and asked if it had been a long day. I said yes, it was one of those days where the kids had spilled half my oreos on the (dirty) kitchen floor, and at one point, I turned around to find them smearing toothpaste all over the couch.
She looked surprised and said I didn't look old enough to have kids.
That was the best moment of my entire week.
Flattery from a complete stranger is simply marvelous!
Only by my children, but that probably doesn't count.
I know people in Gilbert. Maybe you know them and that'd be crazy.
I forgot all about the old man who yesterday (at walmart) said he sure didn't need to card me for buying an R rated movie; I was most definitely over 17.
Thanks for helping me remember that.
So now i'm nostalgic about downtown gilbert and sitting on the curb watching the gilbert days parade as a kid.
and how it wasn't until i was in the parade with the band in my color guard uniform with the sheer sleeves, MELTING, that i have a memory of the heat.
nope. never been confused with a gym go-er. i wish.
ha ha!
When I was in my twenties, people used to say, "Wow, I thought you were older!" which actually was a compliment then, because I thought people thought I was SOOO much more mature than twenty-something. Now, people say the same thing and it's not such a compliment anymore. How often can you hide the gray hairs with hair color treatment before the hairs actually start to fall out? Monthly? Weekly? DAILY?????!!!!
You should write a book reviewing all the best restaurants and what to order.
Once at Ross the cashier questioned how old I was when I started having kids. After furthere conversing she indicated that she thought I was "her age" at 20yrs old. I then reassured her I was 30 and did not have my first until 25. At the time I thought how nice it was to look younger than I was and feeling I might add. But after thinkg about it a little more.....I realized thay maybe I just look like a teenaged hoochie. So maybe not such a compliment after all....Hmmmmm
I would totally say that to you if I saw you at Liberty Market.
Did you like it? I've been once and was a tiny bit disappointed, but still enjoyed it a lot. That was opening week so I really need to go back.
Just found your blog. Love it!
I made my son's girlfriend mad, because she thought I was a random teenager hitting on her boyfriend when I gave him a hug after the school musical. Hello, I have 7 kids.
But just to keep it real, today at the mall, a skinny little thing asked me if I'd like a weight loss sample.
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