(I will NEVER let the fame and fortune change me!
Unless it wants to make me just a few pounds lighter, or give me a hair makeover, or feet that aren't so skinny and long they look like skis! I would love to wear regular people shoes!)
Jake texted me at book club last night to tell me the news!
Yes, I was still at book club at midnight!
Course I was!
The chimichangas weren't yet gone!
(But the brownies were!)
And we were still talking about The Alchemist! (Which we all liked!)
Among other things!
No, I'm not gonna tell you what!
I might get kicked out of book club!
A club we've had every month for like 7 years!
Somebody correct me if I am wrong about when we started book club!
Anyhow, book club is super fun!
Every girl (or relatively foxy middle-aged lady) should have a book club!
Even if they don't like books!
But I totally do!
So is perfect club for me!
Thanks for all the votes!
(And to my Campaign Manager, Jake, and the brains behind the operation, Jane and Ally! Okay, fine, there wasn't any sort of operation. It just feels like in a speech like this, I should name someone. You know. By NAME. So, Mom and Dad, thanks for trying to check that tiny box on your iphones! Was very tricky!)
So anyhow, I haven't won anything in like 2 decades!
Is very thrilling!
Oh, yeah! Please write comments in the form of an exclamation!