Someone found and ate all of Tom's potty candy. Now he is holding his water, hoping that I will purchase more candy later. Cannot be good for the kidneys.
Have made myself very sick on pita chips and hummus. Who does that?
I just noticed there is a new Yellow Wiggle called Sam. Greg is gone. I miss him. Did you know the Wiggles are filthy, stinking rich?
I keep listening to Big in Japan over and over. Is a good song. But is maybe weird behavior?
My normally short and ugly nails have grown inexplicably strong and attractive. Does this ever happen to you?
Today is the last day to VOTE for Beeswax! (Am still loser. Is sad.)